“don’t be a dick about it”
“suk a dog dik, motherfucker”
probably my favorite phrases.
neither of them are mine btw
i don’t know how i became so corrupt
So I uses to complain that my mom never bought me stuff from the store
USED TO
so there’s that arctic monkeys concert tonight and i cant go
IM SO PISSED
shorts
so today i walk into seminary and i get automatically complimented on my shorts from a girl. now the boys don’t understand this, but whenever a girl compliments another girl at church, she is actually calling her out for wearing shorts
IF I KNEW HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME YOUR A BISH
y’all are just jealous of my legs
It became more difficult to take pictures as the day went on
April 20, 2012
so there’s an Arctic Monkeys concert tomorrow kinda near me but i cant go and i might explode
crayfish
i have to do a project on a crayfish by tomorrow
wtf is a crayfish
it seems that my essay is actually very fantastic due to procrastination how about a round of applause thank you
does electric device sound inappropriate
im just trying to find different ways to say technology and im running out fast



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