“don’t be a dick about it”
“suk a dog dik, motherfucker”
probably my favorite phrases. 
neither of them are mine btw 

i don’t know how i became so corrupt

i don’t know how i became so corrupt

So I uses to complain that my mom never bought me stuff from the store 
USED TO

So I uses to complain that my mom never bought me stuff from the store
USED TO

so there’s that arctic monkeys concert tonight and i cant go
IM SO PISSED  

shorts

so today i walk into seminary and i get automatically complimented on my shorts from a girl. now the boys don’t understand this, but whenever a girl compliments another girl at church, she is actually calling her out for wearing shorts

IF I KNEW HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME YOUR A BISH
y’all are just jealous of my legs  

It became more difficult to take pictures as the day went onApril 20, 2012 

It became more difficult to take pictures as the day went on
April 20, 2012 

so there’s an Arctic Monkeys concert tomorrow kinda near me but i cant go and i might explode

crayfish

i have to do a project on a crayfish by tomorrow

wtf is a crayfish 

it seems that my essay is actually very fantastic due to procrastination how about a round of applause thank you

does electric device sound inappropriate

im just trying to find different ways to say technology and im running out fast